W E N C H
August 23, 2001
A true wench should...
4. Be proficient enough
in neck biting so as to disable at least one (1) whole side of a man's
body.
5. Maintain a repetoir of at least three Dirty Ballads with which to sing
for her supper.
6. Be willing and able to prove the authenticity of her hair color
anytime, anywhere.
7. When walking, have
the flexibility when wearing a studded hip belt to butt out an eye.
8. Realize that, when lacing a bodice, if she can still breathe, it's not
tight enough.
9. Be known to and easily recognized by every Rose Girl and Alekeep on a
Faire site.
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