W.E.N.C.H.
(Women Entitled to Nothing but Complete Happiness)
August 23, 2001
A true wench should...
10. Be able to interrupt
a scripted scene simply by the way she eats or breathes.
11. Maintain at least the illusion that she can "raise the
dead", metaphorically speaking.
12. Be able to cause mustache growth on a 10 year old Boy Scout with a
"wubby".
13. Know how to polish a
sword so as to keep resulting patron drool from pitting the steel.
14. Strive to create an interesting pattern in her bodice tan without
undue stinging or particular indignity.
15. Have no problem changing her wardrobe in a busy parking lot.
16. Master the technique of removing the whipped cream from a rose without
damaging the petals.
17. Know all the right animal noises.
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