W E N C H
August 23, 2001
Once a wench, always a wench--but once a night is hardly enough!
I am Larisa the Loud, Wench # 1154 of the International Wenches' Guild and scribblin' scribe of the Heartland Chapter, Local # 29, living in Omaha, Nebraska. My home faire is the Renaissance Faire of the Midlands in Council Bluffs, Iowa, but I also frequently attend the Kansas City Renaissance Festival and as many other midwest faires as I can.
Taken from the IWG site: [How to know if you're a wench:]
1.
Do men require an "adjustment" after kissing you?
2. Is your tongue registered as a precision surgical instrument?
3. Have you been accused of smuggling melons across state lines?
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